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Meaning and Marketing - The Eye of the Storm

It's 1954. Yes, Mrs. Patricia Smith has beenis  over  Canada  and  gaining  speed.
a good teacher today. She has remained on
task and kept her Third Grade Pupils in line.
But she doesn't have to work too hard at it.
She weighs 200 Lbs and if she ever grabs youMoments laters, she is 1,000 miles high over
and shakes you, and you can see the buttonsthe North Pole and heading into outer space
on her blouse coming at you at almost thein  an  almost  perfect  straight  line.
speed of light, so much so that you end up
hypnotized and your brain feels like a pea
soup - this is something you're not going to
forget  any  time  soon.But she just keeps on moving. She doesn't
know why. She only knows that she MUST. It's
almost as if she has the energy of George
inside of her to drive her forward like a
It can happen. Believe me. It can happen. Sosupercharged engine. It's an interesting
you  had  better  behave.feeling!
So the pulpils sit real quietly, very quietlyNow what she doesn't know won't hurt her.
at their desks, and look at the clock 3 feetShe's fast approaching the Speed of Light,
up the wall above the black board behind Mrs.186,000 miles per second. She now has
Smith's  large  self.shattered the Speed Limit of the Universe and
there are no Star Wars Cops to catch her or
pull  her  over.
Sometimes, Mrs. Smith, grows tired, sits in a
chair in front of the class, spreads her legs
just a bit so that you can see her thighs andBut she keeps on running and running and
a thin sheet of white to hide her crotch. Therunning. Her body is now the size of a
pupils sort of smile at each other as theyProton, but with the same Mass plus the Door
lay  their heads in their arms and peer away.- 239 lbs. She feels nothing, sees nothing.
She just knows that SHE IS and that's all
that matters. Now she knows, without knowing
it,  what  Plato  wanted.
To amuse herself and the class, Mrs. Smith
talks about her son George and what a good
boy he is. He's her only son, her only
beloved son, and they know it...have heard itTime and Space have been left behind and she
time after time after time. And this kid canis now approaching an Unknown quantity - the
do  no  wrong.  AND  THEY  BELIEVE  IT!Speed of Light squared. She is now located
somewhere beyond the farthest galaxy 20
billion light years from earth and she is
fast  approaching  the  edge of the Universe.
About half-way through the school year, Mrs.
Smith brings her 3 year old Son to class to
spend the day, and that's an experience none
of them will ever forget. He's hyperactiveOf course, as in any good movie, or in our
and makes a wreck of the whole day forImaginations, she penetrates the hymen of the
everybody. And Mrs. Smith never punishes himUniverse One Hundred Trillion of a Trillionth
even one time. How does he get away withof a Second before she reaches that magical
that? THEY WANT TO KNOW BUT ARE AFRAID TOthreshold  of  speed.
ASK.
You know enough math to figure it out - her
The pupils, however, don't lack for amusementbody mass plus the door, 239 lbs, times the
on the day when George is present. He's anspeed of light squared. It's not much for I
Amusement Park Incarnate. But this is now onAM to work with, but it's just enough. Thank
a different day. It's now the future, afteryou,  Mrs.  Smith.  Thank  you!
George,  and...
Suddenly, there is a Terrible Singularity.
It's 10:00am and recess is only 30 minutesThere are no laws or rules or theories of any
away. Mrs. Smith gets up from her chair,kind, nor is there language. The temperature
picks up a piece of chalk, and begins theis so hot, it's cold, but if you want to know
most seminal lesson in all human history. She- its around 6 trillion trillion degrees
has already taught the class aboutFahrenheit.
conjugating verbs and now she is going to
teach them how to conjugate the verb "To Be".
And she writes on the blackboard as follows:
A brand new universe has just been born
beyond the boundary of our own and it is
growing temporarily, until the temperature
cools down, at a speed much faster than the
Singularspeed of light in any direction it wants to.
Plural 1st. Person I AM
We are 2nd. Person You are
You are 3rd. Person He/She/It IS
They  areAs this new expanding Universe cools down,
'ittle, bitty particles much smaller than
atoms will form, and these will somehow find
each other and get together and make hay, and
Mrs. Smith doesn't know it, but she has justyou know the rest of the story.... don't you?
placed the name of the Creator of the
Universe on the black board and the Creator
is very pleased because He/She/It likes to be
seen,  especially  by  children.No you don't. Neither do I. You see, the
Imagination  is  Infinite.
The  Name  is  -  I  AM.
I AM smiles at the Greek Man and at the
Scientist and says, "You've done a good deed
today and I sure do appreciate it." And I AM
However, Mrs. Smith is squeezing the chalk ais  feeling  much  better  already.
bit too tightly because she has just had a
thought about George and the Lord of the
Universe is feeling the pain. I AM has never
felt so much pain since the "Big Bang". Let'sHowever, a second thought comes to MIND. I AM
just say that IT IS - right now - is having alooks around Himself/Herself/Itself and
case  of  upset  stomach.wonders, "Where's George?" Then, just as
suddenly, I AM disppears,as if HE IS is
running  for  His/Her/Its  own  life.
(This is only a metaphor, of course, but it
is as good as any. When it comes to I AM, be
careful.  Just  use  metaphors)The Clock in the Classroom now stands at
10:30am. and the children have gleefully
gone outside to the play while the Principal
goes in search of Mrs. Smith and the school
Mrs. Smith feels the chalk getting hot in hercustodian.
hand. She looks at the chalk and is
mesmerized. She trembles because IT now has a
light  pink  glow  to  it.
End of Story, except that.... "Whoa!" to all
you Marketers! Before you go out to the Play
Ground of Life to do your business, I want to
Suddenly, like in the movie Star Wars, anmake  sure you have learned this lesson well:
image of a person appears on her left and
another image of another person to her right.
The person on her left is Greek. She's sure
of it because she has a replica of an ancientHE  IS. Therefore,  YOU  ARE.
Greek Vase on her mantle at home with a
picture  similar  to  his  on  it.
HE  IS  is  in  you;  YOU  ARE  are  in I AM.
Because George is only 3 years old and can't
reach it yet, the Vase is still in one piece.
Mrs. Smith takes comfort in that remembranceWhat  are  you  going  to  do  with  I  AM?
even in the present moment with this
"stranger" standing to her left. Her focus is
amazing.
More importantly, what is I AM going to do
with  you?
To her right, again, out of nowhere, has
appeared an image of a 19th Century Scientist
with a head full of graying unrulely hair.How much POWER do you have? (You will need
She recognizes him too from his picture in asome scales to find out exactly if you are
recent issue of Life Magazine. Also, she hascaught  up  purely  in  the  physical  world)
read about him in science books since her own
5th  grade.
What  are  you  going  to  do  with  it?
(Mrs. Smith likes to read and she likes to
read,  of  course,  to  you  know  who...)
I have just walked out my back door. It's @
7:00am. A fall Spider has woven its web.
Trapped inside the web is a lightning bug.
She looks at them both, turning her head oneThe Spider devours the glowing bug. I have
way, then the other way. Then she looks againnever seen this before. It is a Sign and a
at the chalk in her hand, which has nowWonder.
dissolved. It is now a thin film of white
spreading up her hand and arm beneath her
blouse  and  shows  no  sign  of  stopping.
TEST: How much power does the Spider now have
and  what  is  She  going  to  do  with  it?
If this keeps happening, she is going to look
like  Casper  the  Ghost  and  she knows it.
(Answer to be provided in Meaning and
Marketing:  The  WILL)
The pupils meanwhile see nothing, hear
nothing, but do catch a wind as at an Exit at
the ground floor of a Skyscraper and an oddResources:
smell. Still, they are watching the clock
very,  very  carefully,  as  they  always do.
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of Meaning and Marketing: The Hurricane, The
The Scientist on Mrs. Smith's right whispersWILL,  the  Links,  the  Trigger
into her ear - "Hurry, you must run and save
the children." The Greek on her left says
nothing, but has a look of profound sadness
on his face because he would wish to take herPlato's "Apologia" Five Dialogues Plato, G.
place. But it is too late for that and he isM.  Grube,  Grube  G.  M.  A.  (Translator)
feeling very unlucky. But he is there to
grant her moral and spiritual support and to
be a witness to this great event. It's
suppose  to  be  a  privilege,  but...The Bible, Exodus, Chapter 3:14 The Bible,
Gospel Of John, Chapter 8:58 The Bible,
Gospel of Mark, Chapter 10:15 (That's A.M.
EST)
"Why could He not have been 'Chosin'?" (One
of  my  Links)
E = mc²: A Biography of the World's Most
Famous Equation David Bodanis Einstein in
Meanwhile, I AM, back at HIS?HER?ITS? Castle,Love: A Scientific Romance Dennis Overbye
is  doing  some  quick  math.Dear Professor Einstein: Albert Einstein's
Letters to and from Children Alice Calaprice
(Editor),  Foreword  by  Evelyn  Einstein
With not even a moment for thought, Mrs.
Smith bolts from the Classroom. The children
are in shock because their teacher has justChosin: Heroic Ordeal of the Korean War Eric
disappeared. Vanished! Also, the Door to theM.  Hammel
Classroom  has  vanished!
Did  I  AM  borrow  the  door?
THE TRIGGER: Snell lives with his wife,
They are now feeling a slight tingling inJean, and younger Son, Steven, and their dog
their ears, but nothing more, and there isBlackie, in Lexington, NC. He is a former
very  little  dust.  Where is Mrs. Smith now?Presbyterian USA minister and has been in
Network Marketing full time since 2002.
Paul, at the age of 61, has recently been
diagnosed as Bi-Polor with A.D.D as a minor
Mrs. Smith is free of the building and iscomponent. He, with the encouragement of his
flying faster than Superwoman. In two secondsgreat Mentors at the PowerShift Loop, is an
she is over Pilot knob. Another five seconds,Advocate for the treatment of mental
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